A
- Available: Yes
- Age: 28
- Annoyance: “Celebrities”
- Animal: Muppet

B
- Beer: If you’re offering
- Birthday: 30th December
- Body Part on opposite/ same sex: Eyes; legs; bum
- Best feeling in the world: Satisfaction
- Blind or Deaf: Blind
- Best weather: SNOW!
- Been in Love: Yes
- Been on stage: Not unless you count Karaoke
- Believe in Magic: Not really
- Believe in Santa: Of course! What sort of mug do you take me for?

C
- Candy: Ooh, so much to choose from…
- Color: Black and red
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Chinese
- Cake or pie: Cake
- Continent/Country to visit: America, but only key parts
- Cheese: Anything that melts one on pizza/toast/tortillas

D
- Day or Night: Night
- Dancing in the rain: If boozed enough
- Do the splits: Surprisingly, yes

E
- Eggs: Best as an ingredient
- Eyes: Blue
- Everyone’s got: to get jiggy wid it

F
- First thoughts waking up: Who’s talking so loud? Oh, it’s my radio alarm…
- Food: No thanks, just ate… Oh, go on then.
G
- Greatest Fear: Losing someone
- Goals: Get published, get rich, get cosy
- Gum: All I have is Wrigley’s Extra (spearmint)
- Get along with your parents: Yes

H
- Hair Colour: Dark Brown.
- Height: 5′10″
- Happy: Yes, to a degree
- Holiday: Easter’s on its way
- How do you want to die: Spectacularly
- Ice Cream: Mint Choc-chip
- Instrument: Piano

J
- Jewellery: My New Zealand bling
- Job: Writer (at least, that’s the nearest thing I want to a job…)

K
- Kids: Perhaps…one day.
- Kickboxing or karate: Depends on who I’m up against
- Keep a journal: Does sporadically posting to a blog count?

L
- Longest journey: Oz
- Love at first sight: Lust; yes. Love; no.
- Letter: A, M, X
- Laughed so hard you cried: A few times

M
- Milk flavor: Whole
- Movies: Die Hard, Withnail & I, City of Lost Children, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Crow, many, many, MANY others
- Mooned anyone?: Not that I recall…
- Motion sickness?: Never
- McDs or BK: BK

N
- Number: 3, 11, 30 (not sure why)
- Number of siblings: 1

O
- Overused phrases: Too many to list
- One wish: Just one?  You’re a crap genie…
- One Phobia: Spiders, though not nearly as potent as it used to be

P
- Place you’d like to live: New York
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi
- Perfect Pizza: Meat feast, Margherita
- Piercings: None

Q
- Quality street or roses: Whatever’s on offer
- Reason to cry: Mind-numbing boredom
- Reality T.V.: Should be castrated, garroted, hung, drawn, disemboweled and quartered; its remians torched and scattered to the four winds to be swallowed up and digested by dying magpies and shat out over Simon Cowell’s head until he drowns in the faeces.
- Radio Station: 1 or 4, depending on what’s on
- Roll your tongue in a circle: Yes

S
- Song: Pogues and Kirsty McCall – Fairy Tale of New York; U2 – One; Snow Patrol – Run; Metallica – Whisky in the Jar
- Shoe size: 8
- Salad Dressing: Don’t eat salad
- Sushi: Yum
- Skipped School: …occasionally…
- Slept Outside: Yes
- Sing In the shower?: Been known to
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Not a fruit person

T
- Tattoos?: Would like my birth-symbol on my shoulder
- Time for bed: midnightish
- Thunderstorms: Fun
- TV: iPlayer
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: (what odd phrasing) Yes

U
- Unpredictable: Depends on who’s predicting. How many fingers am I holding up?

V
- Vacation Spot: Would like a chateau in the French alps

W
- Weakness: Procrastination
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: None
- When you grow up: I’ll be older
- Who makes you laugh the most?: People make me laugh for many different reasons
- Worst feeling: Nothingness
- Wanted to be a model: I don’t do heels
- Worst Weather?: Stifling heat

X
- X-Rays: Arm, head, jaw

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Coldplay

Z
- Zoo animal: Zoos are archaic
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn