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Pulling a ‘Take That’

September 10th, 2010 by Bebbet

Or a ‘Spice Girls’ depending on how this works out…

It’s been a long time since I last posted. I could blame university business or having nothing to blog about, but that would be bollocks on both counts as (a) I’m at university, and (b) I’m at university =)  Fact is, a single-sentence status on Facebook is far easier than writing a fully-formed account of what I’ve been up to.

So, what have I been up to since I last posted? Gimme a sec to check exactly when that was, and I’ll let you know…

Blimey…!

Well, for starters, there was an entire year of university in there. My second of three to be precise. It went well enough and I’m currently headed for a 2:1, which is none-too-shabby. I’d like to think my writing’s come a long way since I began the course, but as it has been primarily focussed on the short-story form, I’ve often found it a struggle. I like the time lent to me by the novel to develop my characters, set-up and execute elaborate and (I hope) interesting and exciting situations and plot lines, and weave a grand tale over several chapters…or volumes… Fortunately, the third year features a novel-writing module that I’m particularly looking forward to.

Also, the first draft of my dissitation is practically done. Bonus!

Then end of the academic year brought with it Glastonbury! For years I’ve dreamed of going, and following Blur’s triumphant reunion set in ’09, I determined to make it happen. And happen it did!

First the bad: A event famous for its rain and mud, we instead had nothing but clear skies and blistering sun, resulting in me spending a couple of days suffering from sun-stroke.

But, the good: Any weariness, sunburn or general lethargy was forgotten with every set we saw. Opening with the legend that is Rolf Harris (yes, I thought that an odd way to kick off 40th anniversary celebrations too), we didn’t see a bad set the whole weekend. U2 were supposed to have played the Friday, but Bono threw his back out and Gorillaz took over the spot (to chargrin of many attendees), but we avoided that set and instead listened to the great Flaming Lips from the comfort of our tent. The other two headliners, however, we did see and we did enjoy. How could we not when they were Muse (featuring a special appearance by U2′s The Edge) and Mr. Stevie Wonder?

But, despite those two monumental headliners, my personal highlight of the event was Mumford & Sons. Being relatively new, I think it was the biggest gig they’d played to that point, and it showed. They looked terrified. Then, midway through Sigh No More, the whole tent errupted and they threw themselves into a stunning set that couldn’t even be beat by the two headlining legends.

Other acts of note were Biffy Clyro, Paloma Faith, Adrian Edmonson and the Bad Seeds, Sea-Sick Steve and Slash, who was accompanied by a singer who not only ably filled the shoes of Axl Rose, but pulled off a perfomance that would make the now bloated shrieker hang himself with his own ill-advised dreadlocks.

Quick side-note: caught some of “Guns’n'Roses” Reading set last week. Rose had had to hire two guitarists to fill in for Slash who, combined, weren’t up to the task, and Rose himself sounded terrible. Kinda depressing really, but also a tad funny.

Elsewhere, little has changed. I’m still writing, still playing World of Warcraft (geek!), still single, still in need of some regular gym attendence, not to mention a job, and still watching my DVD collection expand beyond the imaginings of a Bollywood studio.

However, the coming year is looking to be an interesting one…

Hopefully, this time, I can remain disciplined enough to keep you up to date.

Anyway, how are you?

Fear the 9-to-5!

September 7th, 2009 by Bebbet
During my morning shower, my mind tends to wander. Usually this involves coming up with plots, tweaking plots, figuring my way around difficult plots or quietly talking to myself as I work out a dialogue string.

However, every now and then my mind wanders to more obscure places. Two days ago, for example, I concluded that people do not go to war. Countries do not go to war. Governments go to war. And they do so for one reason and one reason only: Power. Whether it be to secure it or steal it, all wars boil down to a government’s desire for power (can you think of one that doesn’t?).

This morning, I was thinking about work; specifically, 9-to-5 office work. My maths may be a little rusty (not to mention rushed; I was in the shower), but I worked out that, based on a someone leaving university at 21 and getting a job in an office that lasts till their retirement at 65, the average person will have about 11 years to themselves. 11 years in which to do whatever they want. That’s taking into account evenings, weekends, holidays and bank holidays (yes, people, I was working it out in hours).

That means, the average person working in an office, from the time they leave university to the day they retire, will spend around 33 years sleeping, getting ready for work, travelling to work, working and travelling from work. There are murders who don’t get that kind of sentence!

Okay, so that doesn’t take into account lunch-breaks, but nor does it factor in time spent on the toilet or time spent in traffic jams when not commuting, or time you give up for other people, and so on…

Not only is that three quarters of that period of life gone, but it’s more than half of your entire life to that point (and that’s not counting school)!

So, the next time you’re looking at that contract for that comfortable, secure job with that big, reputable company, just think about how much of your life you’re signing away.

Remember Me?

August 29th, 2009 by Bebbet

This has been a dismal summer in which I’ve been bereft of motivation, inspiration and energy, and have been far too lazy to do anything.  The only thing that has been on my mind since finishing  my first year is starting my second, and only Facebook, World of Warcraft and Final Fantasy VII have kept me sane.

Speaking of WoW: Cataclysm 

Ooh, yes indeedy :D

It hasn’t been all bad.  Last weekend saw my first night out all summer, for my cousin’s birthday.  We went to the dogs, placed a few bets, won nothing, but made up for it by scoring some drinks vouchers :)   We then hit the town, danced a little, drank much and ended up in a B&B (which we neglected to check into).  With four of us and only two beds, I happily opted for the wooden floor, with only a pillow for comfort.  Thanks to copious amounts of alcohol, I slept rather well and was feeling good the next morning, partially thanks to a cup of tea and a McDonald’s breakfast.

In retrospect, I think I was still drunk.  A gopping hangover hit later in the day and I still felt like hell the following day.  Perhaps I’m just getting old…

My once faithful metabolism has also been slack of late, resulting in a gut :/  Though I’m sure inactivity hasn’t helped.

However, two weeks from today I move back to Cheltenham and into my new student digs!  My modules are chosen, my timetable’s set, my finances are secured, the first couple of nights out are arranged and I can’t wait!!  Next year, I’m going to have to find a way of staying in Cheltenham over the summer.  Alas, that will likely involve getting a…*ulp*…job…

One Down; Two to Go

May 5th, 2009 by Bebbet

Years, that is :)

Yes, folks, that time has finally arrived; my first year of university is complete!

Okay, so I did complete a year before, but this time I’ve actually passed!

Well, in all pobability I’ve passed.  It’s yet to be official, but unless some major catastrophe has befallen the script I wrote a few weeks back or the exam I sat today (it didn’t exactly go swimmingly, but I’m relatively sure it was good enough), then I shall be moving on to my first second year of uni!

My three core modules – Imaginary and Real Worlds, Prose Fundamentals and Playwriting Fundamentals - went as well as could be expected with solid 2-1s in each.  In fact, considering how the first two started (50% and 57% respectively), nailing a 2-1 in either was a miracle. 

’tis now time to bow my head and apologise for my lack of presence around here of late.  It’s not like I haven’t had the time (technically I should’ve been revising, but my procrastination knows no bounds); I’ve just found it far too easy to switch off and vegitate at the controls of my Xbox.  Nights have mostly been spent watching DVDs with housemates (some of them actually needed introducing to the Alien films (McSpanky, you’ll get your chance)) or partying.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it), there seems to be little to catch up on.  Deej and Mr. E appear to have kept up the good work, and there will, of course, be reems upon reems of Little Miss Gypo’s updates to get through, but the rest of you seem to have been slacking almost as much as I have (though I imagine your comment contributions are considerably higher).

Now it’s time for bed.  A cold has reared is ugly, mucus-dripping head at the worst possible time, and I need to finish my hot toddy and get some rest so’s I can wake up bright and fresh and set about pummelling the little bugger with soup, coffee and as much food as I cram in.

Hope this finds you all well and I’ll be back with more, sooooon…

Away

March 28th, 2009 by Bebbet

’tis that time again.  The second semester has ended and I’m for another 3 week jaunt back home.  Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll have net access while there :(

Given my lacking presence of late, that probably won’t make a lot of difference, but just so you know.  Don’t want any of you thinking I’ve died… ;)

Whiskeys in the Jars

March 19th, 2009 by Bebbet

Being in Cheltenham – the unofficial home of literary creation – and a student of Creative Writing, I’m encouraged by my tutors to attend the open-mic nights that occur on a monthly basis. the one I viewed last night was attended by a particularly ingenious performer who took old Irish folk songs and fables and twisted them into humorous parodies.  While listening, an idea occurred to me to do something similar.

Bare in mind, I’ve just thrown this together this morning and it needs work.  Each section is intended to be performed in the respective style of the band in question:

(Dubliners)

As I was browsing right through
The many vids on YouTube
I saw a version bizarre
An old Whiskey in the Jar

I clicked the link to view it
And the quality was quite shit
But clear as the beards on their chins
‘twas The Dubliners that did sing

Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy’o
Whack for my daddy’o
‘twas Whiskey in the Jar

(Thin Lizzy)

I went back to the options
And the next that I did click on
A classic from the seventies
The good; the great Thin Lizzy

Phil Lynott’s gruff voice was bliss
Gary Moore played that great lick
The old folk song they took on
To the joy of a new generation

Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy’o
Whack for my daddy’o
It’s Whiskey in the Jar’o

(Metallica)

And finally I move ya
From Dublin to California
With weight on Lizzy’s cover
The howl of Metallica

A classic it may not be
But that matters not to me
The sweat beads out of my pores
When I hear James Hetfield ROAR

Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy’o
Whack for my daddy’o
There’s Whiskey in the Jar’o

Whiskey in the Jar’o
Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da

A Bit More Like Home

March 18th, 2009 by Bebbet

For those out there who, like me, have been mirroring their efx2 blog on blogger for the past several months/year, go use the import tool; is quick and easy :D

Sadly, I still haven’t figured out how to embed vids on this yet, so a lot of my old posts will likely be blank, but it’s still nice to have them here.

A Sober St. Paddy’s Day :(

March 18th, 2009 by Bebbet

Though celebrating the patron saint of Ireland, there’s no denying St. Patrick’s Day has become an international celebration.  Okay, so that’s mainly down to its use as an excuse to get paraletic on Guiness/whisky, but it’s still an admirable feat.

Being a student and surrounded by pubs, it should have been a given that St. Paddy’s day would be spent getting boozed and slurring along to the best of The Pogues in a bad Irish accent.  Sadly, this wasn’t to be.  Pending deadlines and dwindling funds meant the majority of us were stuck at home, able at best to toast dear Patrick with whatever we had in the fridge (in my case, a couple of bottles of Beck’s).

Besides which, as with most celebrations, St. Patrick’s Day isn’t given the gusto it deserves on this side of the pond.  Yet another reason I’d love to live in New York.

Hmm…how does one ad vids to this thing?  It doesn’t seem overly fond of embed coding…

Since I Rarely Do These

March 17th, 2009 by Bebbet

A
- Available: Yes
- Age: 28
- Annoyance: “Celebrities”
- Animal: Muppet

B
- Beer: If you’re offering
- Birthday: 30th December
- Body Part on opposite/ same sex: Eyes; legs; bum
- Best feeling in the world: Satisfaction
- Blind or Deaf: Blind
- Best weather: SNOW!
- Been in Love: Yes
- Been on stage: Not unless you count Karaoke
- Believe in Magic: Not really
- Believe in Santa: Of course! What sort of mug do you take me for?

C
- Candy: Ooh, so much to choose from…
- Color: Black and red
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Chinese
- Cake or pie: Cake
- Continent/Country to visit: America, but only key parts
- Cheese: Anything that melts one on pizza/toast/tortillas

D
- Day or Night: Night
- Dancing in the rain: If boozed enough
- Do the splits: Surprisingly, yes

E
- Eggs: Best as an ingredient
- Eyes: Blue
- Everyone’s got: to get jiggy wid it

F
- First thoughts waking up: Who’s talking so loud? Oh, it’s my radio alarm…
- Food: No thanks, just ate… Oh, go on then.
G
- Greatest Fear: Losing someone
- Goals: Get published, get rich, get cosy
- Gum: All I have is Wrigley’s Extra (spearmint)
- Get along with your parents: Yes

H
- Hair Colour: Dark Brown.
- Height: 5’10″
- Happy: Yes, to a degree
- Holiday: Easter’s on its way
- How do you want to die: Spectacularly
- Ice Cream: Mint Choc-chip
- Instrument: Piano

J
- Jewellery: My New Zealand bling
- Job: Writer (at least, that’s the nearest thing I want to a job…)

K
- Kids: Perhaps…one day.
- Kickboxing or karate: Depends on who I’m up against
- Keep a journal: Does sporadically posting to a blog count?

L
- Longest journey: Oz
- Love at first sight: Lust; yes. Love; no.
- Letter: A, M, X
- Laughed so hard you cried: A few times

M
- Milk flavor: Whole
- Movies: Die Hard, Withnail & I, City of Lost Children, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Crow, many, many, MANY others
- Mooned anyone?: Not that I recall…
- Motion sickness?: Never
- McDs or BK: BK

N
- Number: 3, 11, 30 (not sure why)
- Number of siblings: 1

O
- Overused phrases: Too many to list
- One wish: Just one?  You’re a crap genie…
- One Phobia: Spiders, though not nearly as potent as it used to be

P
- Place you’d like to live: New York
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi
- Perfect Pizza: Meat feast, Margherita
- Piercings: None

Q
- Quality street or roses: Whatever’s on offer
- Reason to cry: Mind-numbing boredom
- Reality T.V.: Should be castrated, garroted, hung, drawn, disemboweled and quartered; its remians torched and scattered to the four winds to be swallowed up and digested by dying magpies and shat out over Simon Cowell’s head until he drowns in the faeces.
- Radio Station: 1 or 4, depending on what’s on
- Roll your tongue in a circle: Yes

S
- Song: Pogues and Kirsty McCall – Fairy Tale of New York; U2 – One; Snow Patrol – Run; Metallica – Whisky in the Jar
- Shoe size: 8
- Salad Dressing: Don’t eat salad
- Sushi: Yum
- Skipped School: …occasionally…
- Slept Outside: Yes
- Sing In the shower?: Been known to
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Not a fruit person

T
- Tattoos?: Would like my birth-symbol on my shoulder
- Time for bed: midnightish
- Thunderstorms: Fun
- TV: iPlayer
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: (what odd phrasing) Yes

U
- Unpredictable: Depends on who’s predicting. How many fingers am I holding up?

V
- Vacation Spot: Would like a chateau in the French alps

W
- Weakness: Procrastination
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: None
- When you grow up: I’ll be older
- Who makes you laugh the most?: People make me laugh for many different reasons
- Worst feeling: Nothingness
- Wanted to be a model: I don’t do heels
- Worst Weather?: Stifling heat

X
- X-Rays: Arm, head, jaw

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Coldplay

Z
- Zoo animal: Zoos are archaic
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

New Digs

March 15th, 2009 by Bebbet

And so, here we are, at it again.  Cheap as it may be, I figured I might as well copy over the last (re)introductory post I wrote, seeing as it wasn’t written too long ago:

Um…hullo…?

This thing on…?

Testing, 1, 2, testing…

*ahem*

My name’s Bebbet, (aka Michael). I’m a 28 year-old Creative Writing student from Sunderland, UK, currently studying in Cheltenham.

I’m 5’10″, 11st. Brown hair. Blue eyes. Slim build. Pasty complexion.

Intersts include writing, reading, films, music, Xbox, eating, Capoeira, coffee, whiskey and socialising.

I have a full driver’s license (3 points), plenty of office experience and hope one day to make a living as a novellist.

Okay, now that reintroductions are out of the way; Hi! :)

Yes, it has been some time since I last posted here, beyond the occasional trailer or music vid. It’s ironice really, seeing as I now have a social life. I posted more frequently when I was bereft.

So, yes. Here I am, still at university. Not only that, but I’m doing well!

Well, when I say well; I’m doing okay. My results range from a high of 75% to a low of 50% and I’m currently averaging just below a B grade, but I’m hoping my next few assignments will raise that. Annoyingly, my biggest struggle has been in the two modules I should’ve found the easiest. The problem isn’t so much the writing (though what I handed in last semester was far from my best work), it’s this thing called a Reflective Critical Understanding, whereby I must talk about the influences behind the piece (thin, seeing as I don’t read nearly as much as I should) and the processes and techniques I used when writing it (thinner, seeing as I tend to start writing and see what occurs). Fortunately, now that I’m settled, getting the hang of reviewing my own work and have a broader genre scope to work with, the next assignments for those modules should be far stronger.

Elsewhere, things are faring better. I’ve had to take two Literature modules to fill the yearly requirement, but I got through the first okay, and the second’s going well. I’m taking Screenwriting this semester, which is fun (according to our lecturer, the average mark for the last assignment was mid 50s – which, for a class doing its very first Screenwriting assignment, is a good average – and anyone in the 60s is doing excellently. I got 64% *smug* :) and continuing with Playwriting, which I only took because Screenwriting wasn’t available last semester, but which has turned out to be my strongest module (I apparently have a gift for dialogue).

In terms of personal life; I have one! w00t!! It has slowed a little this semester on account of money being scarce, but I’m still having fun.

The future holds more work and more fun and, hopefully, more posting than I’ve managed in the past few months.